What's Your Problem?

Are your loved ones, acquaintances, and random people on BART tired of you trauma dumping and killing the vibe with your whining about how much your life sucks? Do you need to talk to someone that isn't tired of your shit yet? Do you just want to be unhinged in a confessional setting? Well then, what are you waiting for? Add to cart.

This service includes a 30 min consultation where we discuss your problem. We are not a therapist nor do we pretend to be but we are empathic and a great listener. We will provide you with insight and a plan on how to resolve your issue. This service includes a three card tarot pull, and a summary of your action plan.

Sometimes all you need is someone to hear you out. Sometimes all you need is to be told the truth about yourself, and then dragged within one inch of your life. We will tell you if you are the problem. Are you the drama? Do you not think you're the villain? Don't worry, we will get you straightened out, real quick.